Democrats Endorse Vince Young For Heisman
At an emergency meeting of the Democratic National Committee's leadership council, it was decided that the organization should endorse Vince Young, of the University of Texas for the Heisman Trophy.
It's been said that a team of over 200 lawyers will be present at the Downtown Athletic Club on December 10th, in case Young doesn't win the award.
When asked why they were getting involved with college football awards, DNC Chairman, and former presidential hopeful Howard Dean screamed "We don't want to hear BUSH WINS anymore, regardless of the context, therefore we are going to pressure all the mainstream media voters to vote for Vince."
Dean did say that while Reggie Bush of USC is an outstanding football player, and seems to be a nice person, until he changes his name the Party won't be able to support him. Some suggested names were Gore, Kerry, Pelosi and Clinton.
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It's been said that a team of over 200 lawyers will be present at the Downtown Athletic Club on December 10th, in case Young doesn't win the award.
When asked why they were getting involved with college football awards, DNC Chairman, and former presidential hopeful Howard Dean screamed "We don't want to hear BUSH WINS anymore, regardless of the context, therefore we are going to pressure all the mainstream media voters to vote for Vince."
Dean did say that while Reggie Bush of USC is an outstanding football player, and seems to be a nice person, until he changes his name the Party won't be able to support him. Some suggested names were Gore, Kerry, Pelosi and Clinton.
Technorati Tags: humor, football and Heisman
For more (and often better) fake news, check out The Nose On Your Face
posted by Crazy Politico at 4:05 PM
3Comments:
Wow. Now, in a flash of grace perhaps, your site works with Safari. Sweet.
Howard Dean is not human. John F'n Kerry is from the planet Zrok, fatherland to the Kennedy's.
So what would you suggest Reggie change his name to?
George W.
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