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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Time For Christmas Humor

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars andBuses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
So I Burned Down the House

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6Comments:

Blogger Lone Pony said...

Now THAT is funny! Thanks Bob!

8:09 PM  
Blogger shoprat said...

Can't think of any to add.

It was cute

8:57 PM  
Blogger Ashes said...

Those were hilarious!! ROFL

Ash

9:01 PM  
Blogger Crazy Politico said...

Glad you all liked them. I about fell out of my chair when I found that cartoon.

3:57 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

hee hee! these were great!

3:50 PM  
Blogger Crazy Politico said...

Miztris, did you steal the cartoon, since it kind of fits with your name :)

4:19 PM  

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