Feingold to Voters: I'm Unelectable
Russ Feingold came out today and told the major undecided voters of America that he's unelectable in the 2008 Presidential Race, and they shouldn't vote for him.
OOOPS! Sorry, what Russ really said was he's supports gay marriage, which to the vast majority of voters does make him unelectable, or at least not in their top 100 or so candidates. Rumor has it after the announcement Ralph Nader said he'd decided against Russ as a running mate in 2008, calling him a drag on his ticket.
It will however allow him to gain a lot of cash from one of the many special interest groups under the democratic party's ever expanding umbrella.
The umbrella, by the way, is threatening to tear, as they try to expand it to make room for the 11 million illegal aliens Russ and his party would like naturalized by the next election. The party's new motto is going to be "We can't win with the voters we have, so we'll import more!"
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(The above post contains parody, humor, and jokes, if you are a liberal tree hugging weenie, you may not get it)
OOOPS! Sorry, what Russ really said was he's supports gay marriage, which to the vast majority of voters does make him unelectable, or at least not in their top 100 or so candidates. Rumor has it after the announcement Ralph Nader said he'd decided against Russ as a running mate in 2008, calling him a drag on his ticket.
It will however allow him to gain a lot of cash from one of the many special interest groups under the democratic party's ever expanding umbrella.
The umbrella, by the way, is threatening to tear, as they try to expand it to make room for the 11 million illegal aliens Russ and his party would like naturalized by the next election. The party's new motto is going to be "We can't win with the voters we have, so we'll import more!"
Technorati Tags: Elections, jobs and politics, Russ Feingold, 2008, immigration, Gay Marriage, humor
(The above post contains parody, humor, and jokes, if you are a liberal tree hugging weenie, you may not get it)
posted by Crazy Politico at 9:25 PM
2Comments:
His silly anti-national security stunt in pushing for censure action against the president for using technology to spy on terrorists ended his presidential chances.
He may be popular on Daily Kos and DU but in a general election his extremism equals unelectability.
Great post! I loved how you worded this :-).
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