How Not To Get A Date
(Hat Tip to Wisconsin's Morning News and Paul Harvey, both of who featured this story today).
45 year old Lorna Jeanne Dudash from Aloha Oregon has an interesting way of trying to get a date. You see, she was home alone one night, playing the music too loud, and the neighbors called the cops.
After the police left, she called 9-1-1 and asked them to send the cops back, because one of them was cute. (Listen to the 9-1-1 call here)
She got her wish, the cutie pie cop did return to her house, to arrest her for misusing the emergency system. Lorna now faces a fine of several thousand dollars and up to a year in jail.
Technorati Tags: Love, Dudash, Oregon, police, dating, desperate women
45 year old Lorna Jeanne Dudash from Aloha Oregon has an interesting way of trying to get a date. You see, she was home alone one night, playing the music too loud, and the neighbors called the cops.
After the police left, she called 9-1-1 and asked them to send the cops back, because one of them was cute. (Listen to the 9-1-1 call here)
She got her wish, the cutie pie cop did return to her house, to arrest her for misusing the emergency system. Lorna now faces a fine of several thousand dollars and up to a year in jail.
Technorati Tags: Love, Dudash, Oregon, police, dating, desperate women
posted by Crazy Politico at 6:18 PM
7Comments:
Yep, there are plenty of nuts in my neck of the wood. Glad this went national, wouldn't want you to think the nuts only come from the east. ;P
desperate women as a tag? LOL
Yes, that's desperate, or ballsy.
oops. Bet she didn't see that coming.
Ablur, believe me, we all know that you live on the granola coast (all fruits and nuts).
LP- I knew you'd like the tag
Shoprat, the funny thing is if she'd have called the non-emergency number, they would have passed a message to the officer.
DOOD... I frigging LOVE the tag!!!!!!!!
Still laughing my arsse off!!!!
It's funny, yet sad. And how much money will be wasted on prosecuting this dummy? Why not just give her a fine?
Paula, I agree a fine should be sufficient. Actually, the fact that she's been on the national news, and all over the blogosphere should be punishment enough.
You gotta figure she's now known as "that desperate broad from Aloha".
GTL, glad you enjoyed the tag.
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