They Are Making It Too Easy

What is with the British lately? They are making it too easy for me and others to make fun of them.

QT's column today at the Chicago Sun Times had this one in it....

We Have Seen the Present, and It Does Not Work:

*A police officer in Manchester, England, lectured the victim of a hit-and-run driver for describing the driver as "fat," citing diversity sensitivity guidelines.
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So, for those who have a problem with the word "fat", or are afraid you'll be scolded for being insensitive, try using these....

portly; of added girth; extremely non-bulemic; larger than a breadbox, smaller than a bread truck; less than athletic build; underheight for his/her weight; more than amply sized; hefty;

There are many other ways to describe, as the airlines call them, "persons of size", so feel free to use any of these if you are in need of a word to keep the PC Police at bay.