Osama's Trip to Heaven
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin.
An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be
72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."'
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin.
An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be
72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."'
posted by Crazy Politico at 6:59 PM
2Comments:
Works for me. Just wish I was from Virginia so I could join in.
Appreciate you coming by my site. Hope to see you again. I like what you are doing here and will be back.
I'm living in Virginia, so I get a shot :)
I'll be back by your place, I put you on my blogroll so I won't forget to get there.
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